My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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