He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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