# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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