You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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