Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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