brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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