Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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