God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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