if i died would you start the facebook group?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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