he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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