I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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