At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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