Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Randomize
