I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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