so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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