Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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