going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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