is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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