I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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