Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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