I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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