we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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