You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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