R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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