Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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