Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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