Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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