you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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