I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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