i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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