This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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