I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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