I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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