wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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