just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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