Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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