He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do vagina's smell?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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