belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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