3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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