Have you finally orgasmed yet?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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