ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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