Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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