It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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