ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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