Only a mothe r could love this liver
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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