I wish my penis had an off switch
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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