the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
no you cant smoke seaweed
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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