You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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