Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the day after is always just damage control
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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