Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Found your dick twin last night
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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